fall out boy went to dan and phil’s booth at the teen awards early because they wanted to say hi to them and if you don’t think that’s the cutest thing ever then don’t talk to me

(via danisnotaghost)

signs secret abilities

  • aries: can write rlly cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

(Source: mellarkish, via spookyvoldy)

yes I do make the best Mac n cheese

conversation at work

i work at a halloween haunted house park

Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.

Me: Yeah? Why's that?

Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?

Me: uh

Me: i dont get it

Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.

Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?

Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?


other boy: *SCREAMING*



first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ